Contradiction

Said she was tired of meeting the same type of guys cause it always ends up the same. "Why can't what I'm attracted to be good for me at the same time too? Tired of these cavities and my damn sweet tooth.  Who are you?"

Umm, damn...my name is Reg.E. Spelled with a dot. I cannot begin to explain to you all of the many things I am not.

She says "oh really, you sure? I swear I heard that one before. I think you're a finer thread but cut from the same cloth. I don't mean to be rude but if so, get lost. I don't have the time, taste or space for anymore."

Once again..my name is Reg.E and it is spelled with a dot. I considered explaining to you all of the many things that I am not... but you seem like that type to get a kick out of being right. So I will let you think you are and save all of this for another lady on another night.

Stunned by this she quips- "oh Darling you giving up so soon? Scared another little boy away I did that's the third tonight must be a full moon."

She made me laugh a little more so I came back  just to even the score and the conversation was eventually decent. She made me promise to be the opposite of everything she's ever encountered and said she'd leave if I were anything different.

So I was me. All the Reg.E I know to be. Of course it was easy, flow flawless like osmosis building energy like kinetic forces.... potential likewise evolving in due time.

I called her up and picked her up...she said I'm two for two. I lost a few points though when I came late but I forewarned her that I'm allergic to time so she knew.

I had no plan but gave no hint of this and she eventually asked where are we going?  Looked at the clock it was 9:15 and then it started snowing.

Took her to and fro, around the town out and about. When we took the sidewalk I kept her on the inside and she started to pout.

Said- "I don't even know what that means but I know it's one of those Gentlemanly Chivalry things I've only heard about or seen in movie scenes."

Dropper her off, walked her to the door, gave her a hug and asked for no more. I felt her watch me walk away, though the window shades she wanted to say, "don't you want to come in with me?" But that would be sorta contradictory.

She would only be asking because that is what she was used to happening...yes, I wanted to stay but we will save that play for another day.

Next time we go out she ends it kinda slick...told me she had something with her cable box I needed to fix. So I went inside played with her hdmis. Wasn't much wrong, sabotage all along.

Then she goes..."Oh I'm so sore...all that walking, my feet, calves,  backs, necks and all. All of it needs rubbing, won't you please oblige.". So I kindly massaged the shit out of her thighs.
The quad on the top, hamstring on the side, she would tense up a bit the closer I would rise.

She wasn't pushing me away, no murmur, motion or peep. I knew it was a setup but I promised to be Reg dot E.

Went as close I could without grazing the funbox, she threw her head back and slightly moaned and right then I stopped.

"Oh man I had a dope night, we have GOT to do this again. You're way too much fun and my hands love the way you fit in."

She sucked her teeth and let me out.

Night and day came once more and an email waited for me at work. Long story short...giving her what she asked for is starting to drive her berserk. She almost, sorta, kinda wished I were a jerk. Told her that a promise is a promise and breaking one would be my first.

That night her cable was broke again.

I went for the hdmis and she was playing with my ear. I went to the back of the flat screen twice but she followed me there.

"Aren't you hot?  Take off your shirt and relax." Okay but I'm going to sit over here where its safe. She said "cool", but cool didn't last.

Hot and Bothered jumped on my lap and pressed every pixel on my lips.  We knew where this was going, she's uhh very comfortable and it is showing.

Should I cease to contradict what she expects for me to give?  It appears the time is right, she's ripe and would have no remorse if we did.

She skipped the remaining pleasantries and asked "could you make love to me?"
I thought to myself, how far she had come from that night we met and a few moments since then. I've gotten ahead with self-confidence, a little stubbornness and self control.  That last part she tested and almost made a mess of me and this whole juxtapose.

But apparently and obviously this isn't time to reminisce. Her request was sincere and she's still right here going from lip to lip.

She came off my lips, up my face she kissed stopped at my ears and again "I want you to make love to me". And you know I took this literally. Staying true to my promise and knowing what she wants..."make love to me"....so I fucked.